blueorangutan

That'd be cos I'm amazing XD
MATT A COWARD DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS,A SOLDIER JUST DIES THE ONCE! says:
lol
MATT A COWARD DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS,A SOLDIER JUST DIES THE ONCE! says:
im better
I thought I loved you but it was just how you looked in the light <3 says:
Naha.We've had this conversation.I'm natuarrly better because I'm a girl.Guys are only usefull for allowing me too drool on them.
MATT A COWARD DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS,A SOLDIER JUST DIES THE ONCE! says:
lol were kooler den u face it..im kool ur nt...waaaay
I thought I loved you but it was just how you looked in the light <3 says:
Naha.Cos I can say three!
MATT A COWARD DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS,A SOLDIER JUST DIES THE ONCE! says:
three...c i sed it
I thought I loved you but it was just how you looked in the light <3 says:
...Thats typing you monkey.
MATT A COWARD DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS,A SOLDIER JUST DIES THE ONCE! says:
well this monkey is kooler den u
MATT A COWARD DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS,A SOLDIER JUST DIES THE ONCE! says:

I thought I loved you but it was just how you looked in the light <3 says:
Naha.
I thought I loved you but it was just how you looked in the light <3 says:
Cos...you can't fancy guys.
MATT A COWARD DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS,A SOLDIER JUST DIES THE ONCE! says:
so likin girls iz better
MATT A COWARD DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS,A SOLDIER JUST DIES THE ONCE! says:
u shud try it sum time
MATT A COWARD DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS,A SOLDIER JUST DIES THE ONCE! says:
r have u already?
MATT A COWARD DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS,A SOLDIER JUST DIES THE ONCE! says:
waaaaaaaaaay
MATT A COWARD DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS,A SOLDIER JUST DIES THE ONCE! says:
lol
I thought I loved you but it was just how you looked in the light <3 says:
If I've tried it, you've tried liking guys, sweety.
MATT A COWARD DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS,A SOLDIER JUST DIES THE ONCE! says:
nope...dat wil never happen coz im de biggest homophobe in de world lol i reall really dnt like gays...bt dat doznt say netin 4 u now doz it lol
I thought I loved you but it was just how you looked in the light <3 says:
Gay people are awesome.
I thought I loved you but it was just how you looked in the light <3 says:
The guys are mostly hot as well.
I thought I loved you but it was just how you looked in the light <3 says:
I still don't get why I talk to you about hot guys.

Downloaded that jabbery thing today.Tis pretty cool.Have no one to talk to on it though :'(

I got slightly deppressed today, and made a list of things that I've got, not stupid material things.It aint long, but it made me feel better.
1.My friends, hey they aint the best, but they're there.I can't stand tight, tight friend ships, they drive me insane.I can't tell somebody everything, I can tell somebody something, then somebody else another thing.But never one person just everything.
2.My family, I don't talk to one half, but the half I do talk to, would do everything for me.Two of my cousins are just...amazing to me.They are like the brother and sister I never had.I rarley see them though.I'll have to talk to my parents about that....
3.All my bloody hopes.I have too many.Some seem impossible when i'm deppressed, but at times, I know I can probably do it, if I try.
4.My problems.Sounds stupid, no?But my problems make me a better person.Gossiping bitches?Made me promise never to gossip.Annoying shits that don't know me, but think they do?Made me learn to ignore people.People who insult me beyond bloody belife?Made me learn that not everyone's who you think they are.People who tell me i'm stupid for beliveing something they don't?Made me notice that maybe people who do this, arn't your best friends.

Its not the longest list, but, I'm a teenager.My life may seem complicated and deep but its not, not really, I may think i'm grown up sometimes, but i'm not.

Girls.Stupid.Annoying.Things.

Because I basically spend all the time I can hanging out with Zach (And Roman sometimes) alooooad of girls have been saying "Oh, you and Zach must be going out." "Are you and Zach going out?" "Do you fancy Zach?" "Will you ever go out with Zach?" "Would you go out with Zach if he asked you?"
Its so fucking annoying.I just want to scream "NO!WE WILL NEVER DATE!NEVER!WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!THERES ABOUT AS MUCH CHANCE AS ME AND ZACH GOING OUT AS YOU MARRYING GEORGE BUSH!NEVER.EVER.EVER.I DO NOT DATE FRIENDS!I DO NOT EVEN LIKE ZACH IN THAT WAY!THERES ABOUT FIVE ZILLION OTHER PEOPLE I DO!NOW GO HUMP SOMEONES LEG!"

Zach just whacks people over the head.

Just a few things.

I met this guy the other day.He's dutch.AND FREAKING HOT!He's about 6''5/6 and really skinny.Its cool.He has a gawwwwwwwwjus ass too.

Anyway.I have a joke.I love it.
Anywho a gay guy was kissing his boyfriend on a plane and a man says to him "STOP IT!" the guy replys "No." and went back to kissing his boyfriend.Next the man says "Its not natural!" and the gay guy replys "You're flying."
Cracks me up.

If anyone watches Mock the week, you'll know its a messed up version of a joke on there.I was exhausted whislt watching it.

Okay.Today it somehow got around my year that I have a crush on piercings guy.Anywho, we were doing PE and piercing guy was standing around doing shit and one of the spanish girls went and told him I fancy him.Anyway, ya know what he said?
"Thats okay.She's pretty."
I reaally had to supress the urge to dance around laughing like a mad person.

Oh yes, I freaked a load of spanish kids out today.
Zach and I were messing around hitting, pinching, kicking and generally beating eachother up.Anywho we were in the corridor doing it and these spanish kids were just staring at me...

But now I have a load of marks up my arm from where Zach pinched me.

Some swearing.
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Rawr!Mini rant time, again, about homophobic fuckers.
Right, so I am a maaaaaassive Harry/Draco shipper and I, of course, read H/D fanfiction.Anywho.Theres this one i've been reading.It was updated today with an authors note telling everyone that she couldn't update till monday.But she'd added something else.Lemme copy it.
"Now I am going to complain. Okay so, I wave good bye to one of my gay friends when I was in the car with my Dad. The guy wasnt even kissing his boyfriend or anything, just holding him by the waist/hips. My dad freaked out and told me how gross it was and, how " these people" are nasty & I shouldnt hang out with them. Well...for one...I love Brad with all my heart and then some...for another...I'm bi! & then theres the whole " I'm obsessed with yaoi" thing too."
Couldn't her fucking father see they knew eachother (They were waving...) and that would probably offend her?
Anywho.So I don't even know him, and he's pissed me off.

Che, and another thing.
I haven't seen any gay guys in the crappy town I live in (What?I like gay guys...) Anywho.


If that made no sense, sorry.




Title from Peaches - The Stranglers.

Right, i've known the girls who spread rumors about me for just over a year.I've known one of the guys i'm hanging out with for about the same time, and the other two 3 weeks, but already they treat me like i'm their little sister.
The girls would never, ever stick up for me or be all that nice (Sure they were nice, but not like best mates are supposed to).
So today, some kids where really getting on my nerves and Zach and Roman were really protective of me.

Sorry if that made no sense.

Meh.Badish day today.But break was soo fricking funny!Well.Not counting the bad bits.
I was hanging out with these three guys Roman, George and Zach.And it was way funny.Please insert your mind into the gutter to understand this convo.
Zach:George!You have such a hard head.
Me and Roman:*Start laughing*
George:Why,thankyou, Zach, dear.
Zach:I mean...Its massive.
George:Thankyou, but Zach, you're not my type.
Me and Roman:*Pissing ourselves laughing*
Zach:I don't mean it like that!
George:*Looks sad* Oh...I think I might cry.
Me:*Falls off fence I'm sitting on because I'm laughing to hard* Ow...Shit..*Starts laughing again*
Roman:*Points at me* Look at her.She's fucking hysterical!
Me:And your not?
George:Don't laaaaaaugh!*Starts faking crying*
Me:OH-MY-FECKING-GOD!*Laughs really loudly*
Everyone near us:*Edges away*

Another one.
Me:I see Zachs not dead then.(This is about a convo yesterday)
Roman:No.Shame really.
Me:Arn't you nice?
Roman:Very.
Me:*Starts laughing*

Right.Today I had a really bad day and need to rant.
Right, my friends have been ignoring me since friday.
Anywho I was threatened by someone I thought was my friend.All because I was talking to someone they fancy.And I also fancy (Piercings guy XD Lets call him a for now)
Later on, I was in class and this spanish guy that I never talk to comes up to me and is "Theres loads of rumors being spread about you." so i was all "WTF?By who?" and he was all "Lemme go find out." so anyway, he walked off and came back with a list of people who'd been spreading rumors about me.And all of the people on the list were people who were my best friends/ really good friends.
So that really got to me so I pretty much broke down and two of the girls in my class (who were on the list) started really laughing at me.
Then, later I got threatened again by some girls that I called bitriches about a year ago (They did happen to be trying to beat up someone I knew)
Then one of my ex best friends started threating me because I was ignoring her (Well, she had been spreading rumors about me)
Then, when I was coming out of school this girl (Who's been at the school since last thursday and I've never talked to comes up to me and goes "You better leave A alone.He doesn't like you." and I was just about ready to scream, then one of my ex friends comes up and has the nerve to slap me.
And of course, she forgot the fact, then if i've had a bad day I have problems managing my anger.So I slapped her back and walked off.
Gah.Sorry, needed to rant.

Meh, today because my friends wern't talking to me (I pissed them off apparently) I found a new place to sit, let me explain about the places to sit, when we have break everyone sits in little random groups, most of the english sit near the bar, some of the guys sit on the footie pitch etc etc.Anyway, I usually sit near the bar but today I sat on the edge of the footie pitch on a fence (Because thats were the cool kids sit XD) Anywho, the guys on the pitch decided to play football, which was good for me, because quite a few of them are bloody hot and because it gets hot they take their tops off.
So, I was, of course, watching them play when one of my friends came down to speak to me, which resulted in a weird convo...
Me:Hey!
Him:Hi.What are you watching footie for?
Me:Um...I like it?
Him:You hate football.Your perving on someone!
Me:I am not!
Him:And i'm the queen.
Me:*Stands up and pretends to curtsey* Yo' majesty. (Yes, I did say yo'.Tis a joke between me and him.)
Him:What guy you perving on?
Me:Noone.
Him:Its the one with the piercings.
Me:Noo..Okay, yes!
Him:Good good.I'ma go tell him.
Me:DON'T CHOO DARE!
Then the bell rang...
Later, I was walking to french and I wasn't paying attention to anything and I walked straight into the guy with the piercings.So, I fell over (And hurt my ass) and he pulled me up by my hand and was all "Are you alright?" and I was blushing aloooot and was all "Yeh." and he was all "Are you sure?" and I was all "Mhmm." and he still hadn't let go of my hand.So anyway, he realised I was late for french and was all "Urgh, well you've gotta get to french.See you later...?" and I was all "Emily.Well, seeya!" Then he let go of my hand and I ran off.

It was so freaking embarrasing.

Hii all!
I'm reeally hyper right now.No idea why, I had a crappy day at school and I only started feeling better, and happier when I saw my mum (Which is a bit WTF, seeing as we don't get on too good...)
Except today we kinda had fun (Doing food shopping, which is more WTF cos I usually spend all the time moaning about being dragged around food shopping.)
Anywho, this is a convo we had, which was kinda funny too me.
Moi:HOLY FLYING FECK!
Mum:What now?
Moi:ITS GLARING AT ME!
Mum:What is?
Moi:*Points* THAT SQUID!
Mum:...Its dead...
Moi:ITS DAVY JONES' HEAD!
Mum:Shutup.
Moi:*Two seconds later* Can I touch it?
Mum:The squid?
Moi:NO!The fish *points at a fish*
Mum:Fine..
Moi:*Goes to touch it and stops* What if it bites me?
Mum:Its dead..and frozen.
Random english lady...Okay not so random, I know her:Okay...Emily, your weird.
Moi:THANKS!But...what if it bites me?
Mum:*Drags me away*
Moi:I WANT TO TOUCH THE FISH!
Anyway, this morning I wasn't feeling to good, I was almost sick twice, but I hadn't eaten anything since last night so I didn't puke.I went to school and had a crappy morning.
Then at break, I was sitting on my own for a while and my friends came up to me and had a go at me for not eating enough (I can't eat before ten, and then when we have break, at about half 11, I'm not hungry) so I told them to shutup, so I didn't talk to them for a while...Then we had english and I started talking to the only one of my friends in my class, and she was ignoring me...Untill I accidently(ok...slightly on purposley) got tipex on her.I blamed my english teacher, seeing as he was next to me and I don't like him.
But yeh.Today was pretty cool.
Oh, and my nan, who lives in ireland, is coming over to visit her friends, so I get to see her!

Okay.I'm way too lazy to update with my school problems right now.They're all sorted(ish) now.And because i've had nothing to do for a while, i've been looking through conversations i've had on a thread on a forum (DOCTOR WHO THREAD,PPLZ!)and remembering funny things my friends/people I know have said and i've made a huge funny list.

People on forums etc.

"Kim: but I left Kaley there, she was sane! Oh why did I have to be drunk on monkey pirate island?" Kim, the doctor who thread.
"Lmao... Emily if anyone stumbles across this thread thery're really gunna wonder about our sanity..." Ricki, DW thread.During a convo about lovebites...
"SCOOBY DOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU? I'M HALF WAY DOWN THE LOO NOW,IF YOU FLUSH THE CHAIN I'M OFF TO SPAIN IN A CHOCLATE AEROPLANE!
...Sorry." Moi.The DW thread.
"Sophie: Pale and interesting..." Sophie.The DW thread.
"Emily:*Hides behind Ewan* Oooh..Ewan..Loving your rear sticker."Moi.DW thread.
"Kim: Tobey are you always this dim??
Tobey:...no..." Kim, DW thread.
"I'm having DT withdrawl simptoms again... rocking back and forth, shouting DT! DT! DT!" Ricki, DW thread.
"*holds jar of dirt* NOTHING FILLS THE VOID! *crys*" Kim, DW thread.
"WOW I ATE YODA!" Kim , DW thread.
"whyz are you scared Emillieee? *waves finger puppets in face* heres no need to be scareeeeedddd" Kim, DW thread.
"Wolvy: *from bottom of pile* Look whoevers hand that is I appreciate you enthusiasm but I'm kinda straight..." Sophie.The DW thread.
"Emily:Really..They do..I mean..Cybermen would become like..sexually deprived or crap.." Moi, DW thread.
"Kim: *chucks lobster at Jack*
DT: wtf? you can summon fish now??
Kim: no I found it in the chair." Kim, DW thread.
"Finesy! Just annoyed acause my Dad decided to throw my penguin out my second story window. Again." Sarah, DW thread.
"I am ashamed with myself, I broked the tardis in the toy shop." Kim, DW thread.
"ROBOT SECKS!" Moi, DW thread.
"Billie: IT'S IN MY HAIR! GET IT OUT *runs round in circles in the room*" Kim, DW thread.
"Ok, maybe apart from the leering of 30 year old Tunisians... *shudder*" Mollie, DW thread.
"But..but...DT could be drunk and accidently kill Popadum and...and...oh it would be such comedy" Sophie, DW thread.
"play role sounds like you wanna play with bog roll lmfao." Kim.DW thread.
"DAM YOU FOOTBALL!! DAM YOU TO HELL!!!" Kim, DW thread.
"Mickey Mickey Mickey
Dalek Dalek Dalek
Cybermen Cybermen Cybermen
errr....
llama llama duck!" Kim.DW thread.
"I got a postcard from my aunt in america saying she enjoyed barcelona, and I was all O___o, when did she get a tardis and a dog with no nose?! My dad was all...the place NOT the planet..." Kim.DW thread.
"Kim: *gets ework out* aww hello! look at you, I'm gunna call you... tarzan... no... I'm gunna call you, kitten." Kim, DW thread.
"Wolvy: KILL THE RAT!" Sophie, DW thread.
"Do you like rabid monkeys?" Moi, DW thread.


Friends/Cousins/Anyone else I know in real life.


"Once, there was a bird right.And she said that Georigia was weird" My friend Daisy, today.
"Since when could birds talk?" My friend, Susie, today.
"I wish I was a snail.They're asexual." My friend, Roman.
"Whats asexual?" Me.
"I dunno.But it sounds cool." Roman, again.
"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, PPLZ!" - My cousin on msn.
''You're a boxer taz!You need the box!Its your destiny!Don't fight your destiny!" - My dad.

Celebs

"I'm just looking for that moment to drop my Jedi knickers and pull out my real lightsaber." Ewan McGregor.
"This is what they mean by 'the long line of McGregors'" Ewan commenting on uh...guess?

Okay...I'ma put a long rant up about school (Which seriously pissed me off today) later but right now, i'm annoyed.
Right, I was watching this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CUp2a7OD0A, and I saw this comment.
''the reason he did that was to make me sad, and oh yeah hes a fag, dont get me wrong I luv him but hes a flaming homo''
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT BLOODY PERSON!
He may be gay (Is he?I don't know.) but do you have to be so bloody bitchy about it.
Fag, flaming homo...WTFF?

Gah.I'm annoyed now.

And from now on, i'm naming every post with lyrics.

Blah.School.Is crap.
Yup.I learnt nothing today.I have days when I don't want to learn, so I just space out.
Anyway, I had fun with my friends.Pissed them off when we had break, but still had fun.

But anyway, I need to rant.Sometimes I think my friends don't know me.
I have days when I don't want to talk, I just want to think.So i'll go sit on my own.
Anyway, half the time my friends are telling me to shutup because I talk to much, but whenever I go quiet all I get is ''Emily!Why arn't you talking?" "Emily!Do you hate us?" "Emily!Talk to us!"
So that annoys the fuck out of me, so i'll get up and walk away, and then they follow me getting on my nerves.
Anyway, when I'm finished with my thinking they'll ignore me.And I have a really hot temper, and I hate being ignored, so i'll get kinda bitchy.Then i'll just walk off and go talk to some of my friends, who don't like my other friends and don't hangout with us.
Then my other friends will start following me around having a go at me, so I turn round and tell them to fuck off and leave me alone for a while.
Then they'll start moaning about me to my other friends and then they'll all start arguing and i'll be expected to sort it out.
Which at the time, I really don't want to do, because one, i'm annoyed, two i hate people fighting, and three they're old enough to sort out they're own problems.

Anyway.Thats enough for my rant.

Okay...My dream was just freakay last night.
Anyway.Me and my parents moved to Canada, and we lived like right next to the mountains.Anyway there was a load of random crap for a while and then I said to my dad "Is there mounties up there?" next thing I know, theres forest fires everywhere and mounties!
Anyway, one of the mounties came down and we were talking to them and suddenly there was a big boom and the mountie went to us ''Oh..Don't worry about that.Thats one of the forest fires in north america." So anyway.Then she started yakking about a cinema that got blown up.
Next thing I know i'm in a tv studio with my friends and Jonathon Ross.Anyway Ewan McGregor turns up and i'm all *drool* and next thing I know i'm saying good bye to him and kissing him on the cheek.
Next thing I know i'm on an escalator looking at a shop in a mall and my foots stuck.
Then it gets unstuck.
Then my mother woke me up...

Okay, school wasn't as bad as i'd thought it would be.
I have two really nice teachers.And the only lesson I have to move for is French.

Anyway, the two teachers I like are my french teacher and my sort of form tutor thingy.
My form tutor is the sweetest guy i've ever met.He's shorter than me and really sweet.
And my french teacher didn't have a go at me and my friend when we were talking XD

The only problem is we don't get out till 2:30 and i'm used to leaving at 2.